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Blonde Medical Terms
Courtesy of David R.
Blonde Medical Term Translations
- Anally -- occurring yearly
- Artery -- study of paintings
- Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
- Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
- Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
- Caesarian section -- district in Rome
- Cat scan -- searching for kitty
- Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
- Colic -- sheep dog
- Coma -- a punctuation mark
- Congenital -- friendly
- D&C -- where Washington is
- Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
- Dilate -- to live long
- Enema -- not a friend
- Fester -- quicker
- Fibula -- a small lie
- Genital -- non-Jewish
- G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
- Grippe -- suitcase
- Hangnail -- coat hook
- Impotent -- distinguished, well known
- Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
- Labour pain -- got hurt at work
- Medical staff -- doctor's cane
- Morbid -- higher offer
- Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
- Node -- was aware of
- Outpatient -- person who had fainted
- Pap smear -- fatherhood test
- Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
- Post operative -- letter carrier
- Protein -- favouring young people
- Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
- Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
- Rheumatic -- amorous
- Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
- Secretion -- hiding anything
- Seizure -- Roman emperor
- Serology -- study of knighthood
- Tablet -- small tablet
- Terminal Illness -- sickness at airport
- Tibia -- country in North Africa
- Tumor -- an extra pair
- Urine -- opposite of you're out
- Varicose -- located nearby
- Vein -- conceited
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