Two Short Ones

Q. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize that she could play it in the afternoon.

Q: What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
A: They drowned during spring training.

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.

Q: Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriter.

A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"