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Using an ATM
Courtesy of David R.
Instructions for the guys:
- Pull up to ATM
- Insert Card
- Enter PIN
- Take cash, card and receipt
- Drive away
Instructions for the Gals:
- Pull up to ATM
- Back up and pull forward to get closer
- Shut off engine
- Put keys in purse
- Get out of car because you're too far from machine
- Hunt for card in purse
- Insert card
- Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it
- Enter PIN
- Study instructions
- Hit "CANCEL"
- Re-enter correct PIN
- Check balance
- Look for envelope
- Look in purse for pen
- Make out deposit slip
- Endorse checks
- Make deposit
- Study instructions
- Make cash withdrawal
- Get in car
- Check makeup
- Look for keys
- Start car
- Check makeup
- Start pulling away
- Stop
- Back up to machine
- Get out of car
- Take card and receipt
- Get back in car
- Put card in wallet
- Put receipt in checkbook
- Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
- Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
- Check makeup
- Put car in reverse
- Put car in drive
- Drive away from machine
- Drive 3 miles
- Release parking brake
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