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Female Aging
Courtesy of David R.
AGE/DRINK
- 17 - Wine Coolers
- 25 - White wine
- 35 - Red wine
- 48 - Dom Perignon
- 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
AGE/EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
- 17 - Need to wash my hair
- 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair
- 35 - Need to colour my hair
- 48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair
- 66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig
AGE/FAVORITE SPORT
- 17 - shopping
- 25 - shopping
- 35 - shopping
- 48 - shopping
- 66 - shopping
AGE/DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
- 17 - "Burger King"
- 25 - "Free meal"
- 35 - "A diamond"
- 48 - "A bigger diamond"
- 66 - "Home Alone"
AGE/FAVORITE FANTASY
- 17 - tall, dark and handsome
- 25 - tall, dark and handsome with money
- 35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
- 48 - a man with hair
- 66 - a man
AGE/HOUSE PET
- 17 - Muffy the cat
- 25 - Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
- 35 - German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
- 48 - Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
- 66 - Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat
AGE/WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
- 17 - 17
- 25 - 25
- 35 - 35
- 48 - 48
- 66 - 66
AGE/IDEAL DATE
- 17 - He offers to pay
- 25 - He pays
- 35 - He cooks breakfast the next morning
- 48 - He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
- 66 - He can chew his breakfast
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