Men's Dressing Guide

The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit:

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| Are there| No  | Are there | "What's a  | Are there clothes | No |Buy    |
|clothes in|---->|clothes in |  hamper?"  | strewn in random  |--->|more   |
| dresser? |     |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?|    |clothes|
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       | Yes           | Yes                       | Yes
       +--------------------------------------------
       |
       V
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  | Take whatever |
  |   is on top   |
   ---------------           ------------------------
       |                    |                        |
       V                    V                        |
   --------  No         ---------               -----------
  |   Is   |---------->| Perform | "Ohmigosh"  |  Spray    |
  |   it   | Not sure  |  smell  |------------>|   with    |
  | clean? |---------->|  test   |             | deodorant |
   --------             ---------               -----------
       | Yes                | "Not bad"
       +--------------------
       |
       V
   --------------                    ---------                -------------
  |For underwear:| "Which ones are  |Will they| "I may get   |Place item on|
  |Are there many|   for my legs?"  |   be    |  arrested."  | dirty pile; |
  |    holes?    |----------------->| visible?|------------->| start over  |
   --------------                    ---------                -------------
       | No                              | No
       +---------------------------------
       |
       V
   ---------        ------------        -----------------------------------
  |  Is it  | Yes  |   Do you   | Yes  |But would you rather have a tick on|
  |wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->|  your eyeball than iron a shirt?  |
   ---------        ------------        -----------------------------------
       | No              | No                          | Yes
       +------------------------------------------------
       |
       V
   --------  Kinda             -------       -----------
  |  Does  |----------------->| Is it | No  | Seek the  |
  |   it   | "Does it what?"  |  dark |---->| advice of |
  | match? |----------------->|  out? |     | a female  |
   --------                    -------       -----------
       | Yes                      | Yes
       +--------------------------
       |
       V
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  |  Put on  |
  | clothes! |
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