Man Test II

1. Lovemaking.
2. Screwing.
3. A pickle tickle.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:

1. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
2. Your blood-test results.
3. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

1. Your partner climaxes first.
2. You both climax simultaneously.
3. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

1. Healthy, creative love-play.
2. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
3. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

1. The best part of the experience.
2. The second best part of the experience.
3. $100 extra.

6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her ! that it is:

1. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
2. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
3. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

1. A myth.
2. An oxymoron.
3. A moron.

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

1. An appetizer is to entree.
2. Primer is to paint.
3. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

1. "I hope we can still be friends."
2. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
3. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

1. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
2. Is uptight and a waste of time.
3. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.