|
|
Cat Mind Games
-
Stare with the exact same expression whether you're looking at nothing or an ax murderer.
-
Wait till your human lays out their clothes and decide this would be the perfect place to take a nap.
-
Race through the house, hair on end and stop in an attack pose. Then walk of nonchalantly. Repeat as necessary.
-
Play with invisible objects.
-
Wait till your human is asleep and jump up and start kneeding any available body parts.
-
Figure 8 your humans legs while they are walking around the kitchen cooking something you won't get a bite of.
-
Before your human gets out of their bed, make sure your napping in the bathroom doorway.
-
Leave gifts of small animal body parts in your human' s shoes. Then wait to be praised. Stalk off if not rewarded for your gift.
-
If you absolutly have to go to the vet, cling to your human's head, howling at the top of your lungs and spew hairballs on the vet.
-
Wait till your human is eating, then jump on the table and shed.
-
Using the litterbox at your human's mealtimes can be great fun.
|
|
