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Christmas Dinner Terms with Dirty Connotations
Courtesy of David R.
- Whew, that's one terrific spread!
- I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
- Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
- Talk about a huge breast!
- It's Cool Whip time!
- If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
- Are you ready for seconds yet?
- Are you going to come again next time?
- It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
- Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
- Don't play with your meat.
- Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
- Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
- I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
- You still have a little bit on your chin.
- Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
- How long will it take after you stick it in?
- You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
- Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
- How many are coming?
- That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
- Just lay back and take it easy...I'll do the rest.
- How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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