 Stories/Jokes: Drinking Stories |
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Stories/Jokes: Drinking Stories |
Great Barroom SignsCourtesy of Gregory G.Take home ugly men -Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away -Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. -Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity -The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. -Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill Chapel Hill, NC At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry -Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea Tucson, AZ It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. -Written in the dust on the back of a bus Wickenburg, AZ Make love, not war Hell, do both GET MARRIED! -Women's restroom The Filling Station Bozeman, MT If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. -Revolution Books, New York, New York If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! -Men's restroom, House of Representatives Washington, DC Express Lane: Five beers or less -Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ You're too good for him Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA No wonder you always go home alone -Sign over mirror in Men's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA ~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~ A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it -Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
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