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Why a Beer Is Better than a Woman
Courtesy of David R.
- You can enjoy a beer all month long.
- You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
- Beer stains wash out.
- Beer doesn't have to get a new dress for a party.
- Beer never has a headache.
- When a beer goes flat, you just toss it out.
- Beer is never late.
- Beer doesn't have a birthday for you to forget.
- Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
- Beer doesn't argue with you about when to drink it.
- You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
- Beer doesn't get upset when you come home and decide to have another beer.
- Beer never threatens to go to a lawyer.
- Beer labels come off without a fight.
- A beer always goes down easy.
- You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
- No court has ever granted a beer alimony payments.
- You can share a beer with your friends.
- After you have had a beer, the bottle is still worth something.
- Hangovers go away.
- Beers never require expensive permanent and hair tints.
- Beer is always wet.
- If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
- You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
- If you pour your beer right, you'll always get a good head.
- Beer can be easily eliminated.
- Beer is only stopping by, it doesn't stay around and nag.
- Beer doesn't demand equality.
- A frigid beer is a good beer.
- You don't have to take expensive flowers home to your beer.
- Beer never complains about when you come for it.
- You don't have to take your beer to a psychiatrist to get it to bubble.
- You can have a beer in public.
- You can see through a beer and you know what you are getting.
- When your beer gets upset, it settles down.
- Beer is subject to quality control and doesn't argue about it.
- Beer doesn't talk back to you and ask a lot of silly questions.
- Beer doesn't ask you to take a lie detector test about when you had the last one.
- Beer doesn't have a Mother that goes with it.
- If you drop a beer, there is no doctor bill.
- Beer doesn't have anniversaries for you to forget.
- Beer doesn't demand that you take it dancing before you can have it.
- Beer doesn't have relatives that stop by and stay for weeks.
- When you buy a beer, you own it.
- Beer never cries or gets jealous.
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