Dr. Phil's Advice
Courtesy of Terry B.S.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off:
- A bottle of Merlot
- A bottle of White Zinfandel
- A bottle of Baileys
- A bottle of Kahlua
- A package of Oreos
- The remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions
- The rest of the Cheesecake
- Some Saltines and a box of Chocolates
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
