|
|
Hangin' with Norm
Courtesy of David R.
No Help Wanted:
- Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm
- Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
- Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
- Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.
Fortune and Men's Weights:
- Coach: How's a beer sound, Norm?
- Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.
- Coach: What's up, Norm?
- Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach?
Snow Job:
- Coach: What's shaking, Norm?
- Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.
- Coach: Beer, Normie?
- Norm: Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young.
Norman's Conquest:
- Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
- Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.
I'll Be Seeing You (Part 2)
- Coach: What's up, Normie?
- Norm: The temperature under my collar, Coach.
Diane Meets Mom:
- Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
- Norm: Going down?
- Coach: What's up, Norm?
- Norm: Everything that's supposed to be.
The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter:
- Sam: What's new, Normie?
- Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach.
They're demanding beer.
King of the Hill:
- Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
- Norm: Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.
The Mail Goes to Jail:
- Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?
- Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
Behind Every Great Man:
- Sam: What'd you like, Normie?
- Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer.
The Executive's Executioner:
- Sam: What will you have, Norm?
- Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
- Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.
- Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.
Birth, Death, Love and Rice:
- Sam: What do you say, Norm?
- Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.
Woody Goes Belly Up:
- Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?
- Norm: Hiya, sailor. New in town?
Diane's Nightmare:
- Norm: -coming in from the rain- Evening, everybody.
- All: Norm! (Norman!)
- Sam: Still pouring, Norm?
- Norm: That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.
I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday:
- Sam: What's the good word, Norm?
- Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
- Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer....
- Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah....
- Sam: One heartburn cocktail coming up.
Love Thy Neighbor:
- Sam: Whaddya say, Norm?
- Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes.
The Bar Stoolie:
- Woody: What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?
- Norm: Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer.
Tan 'n Wash:
- Paul: Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?
- Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
- Norm: Hey, everybody.
- All: -silence; everybody is mad at Norm for being rich-
- Norm: -carries on both sides of the conversation himself-
Norm! (Norman.)
How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson?
Rich and thirsty. Pour me a beer.
Home is the Sailor: -the bar is completely different, since Sam went sailing around the world and sold the bar-
- Norm: Hey, everybody.
- Woody: Norm! -nobody else in the bar says anything-
- Norm: That's it, I'm leaving.
- Norm: -comes in, pretending to be Joe Average customer,
as part of operation Wayne Down the Dwain-
- Customer: Norm!
- Norm: -quietly- Not now!
Little Carla, Happy at Last, Part 2:
- Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
- Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.
A Kiss is Still a Kiss:
- Sam: How's life treating you?
- Norm: It's not, Sammy, but you can!
Let Sleeping Drakes Lie:
- Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?
- Norm: A little early, isn't it Woody?
- Woody: For a beer?
- Norm: No, for stupid questions.
Airport V:
- Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
- Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.
Let's cut to the happy ending.
Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back:
- Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
- Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm not here.
Don't Paint Your Chickens:
- Sam: Beer, Norm?
- Norm: Have I gotten that predictable? Good.
Call Me, Irresponsible
- Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
- Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, "Insert beer here."
Feeble Attraction:
- Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
- Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?
It's a Wonderful Wife:
- Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
- Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.
- Sam: Whatcha up to Norm?
- Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.
|
|
