Bible Knowledge Test

Actual answers given on a Bible knowledge test by younger students from a sunday school class:

• Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.
• Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
• Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.
• The seventh commandment is "thou shalt not admit adultery."
• Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
• Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
• The people who followed Jesus were called Decibels.
• The espistles were the wives of the apostles.
• One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
• Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Herrod.
• Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
• David fought the Finkelsteins, which a race of people who lived in Bible times.
• The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathic Genitals.
• A Christian should have only one wife, this is called monotony.