Social Security Office

After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license and birth certificate to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home and I'd have to go home to get it and come back later.

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver chest hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the social security office.

She glared at me for a minute, then said....... "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten disability too."