Betty Crocker

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts and says "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now".

He looks at her and says angrily "Fix the light? Now? Do I look like I have a GE logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right" she says.

To which he replied "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine", she says. "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."

"I'm not a dang carpenter and I don't want to fix steps" he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you, I'm going to the bar!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. Then he starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home and help out.

As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed. He asks "Honey, how'd all this get done?"

She says "Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all of the repairs. All I had to do was go to bed with him or bake him a cake".

He said "So what kind of cake did you bake him?"

She replied "Helloooo..... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"