Drink Healthy
With all the medical literature indicating the health benefits of drinking, I thought you would appreciate this promotional material concerning drinking at the work place.
Reasons for allowing drinking at work include:
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It's an incentive to show up.
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It reduces stress.
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It leads to more honest communications.
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It reduces complaints about low pay.
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It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
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Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
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It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
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It encourages carpooling.
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Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
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It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
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It makes fellow employees look better.
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It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
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Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
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Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
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No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party