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You Might Be a Nurse if....
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You avoid unhealthy looking peoples in the mall for fear that they'll drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
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It doesn't bother you to eat a candy bar with one hand while performing digital stimulation on your patient with the other hand.
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You've had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I'm afraid of shots."
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You've ever bet on someone's blood alcohol level.
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You plan your next meal while performing gastric lavage.
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You believe every waiting room should have a Valium salt lick.
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You have your weekends off planned a year in advance.
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You have ever had a patient control his seizures when offered food.
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You know it's a full moon without having to look at the sky.
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