Too Much Hooah
How to tell if you're too hooah:
In the military, there is such a thing as being too dedicated -- I know most of you can relate to some of these and others of us can relate to them all.
Here's are some ways to tell if you're too "ate up":
Here's How:
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Your wife's two favorite shades of lipstick are light green and loam.
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You go to a barbecue and insist that your family feed in a tactical chow line at five meter intervals.
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Before you hit the road on vacation you conduct rehearsals, backbriefs, and cover your convoy checklist.
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Your children clear their hand receipt and housing before they go to college.
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Your wife has more jumps than most LTs in the company.
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Your kids call the yard their MWR area.
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Your kids call their mother "Household 6."
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Your doorbell is programmable and sounds off with the current challenge and password.
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You give the command "Fix Bayonets" at Thanksgiving Dinner.
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Your kids show their meal cards at the kitchen door, except the oldest, who is on separate rations.
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You make your daughter sign out on pass on Prom Night.
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You do your "back to school" shopping at the U.S. Cavalry store.
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Your kids call the tooth fairy "Slicky Boy."
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Your son fails the third grade but tells everyone he was a "phase three recycle."
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Your wife's "high-n-tight" is more squared away than your commander's.
