USN Chain of Command

The CNO (Chief of Naval Operations/O-10)

• Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
• Is more powerful than a locomotive
• Is faster than a speeding bullet
• Walks on water
• Gives policy to God

CAPT (Captain/O-6)

• Leaps short buildings in a single bound
• Is more powerful than a switch engine
• Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
• Talks with God

CDR (Commander/O-5)

• Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
• Is almost as powerful a switch engine
• Is faster than a speeding BB
• Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
• Talks with God if a special request is honored

LCDR (Lieutenant Commander/O-4)

• Barely clears a quonset hut
• Loses tug of war with a locomotive
• Can fire a speeding bullet
• Swims well
• Is occasionally addressed by God

LT (Lieutenant/O-3)

• Goes around buildings
• Is run over by locomotives
• Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
• Treads water
• Talks to animals

ENS (Ensign/O-1)

• Runs into buildings
• Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
• Is not issued ammunition
• Can stay afloat with a life jacket
• Talks to walls

CHIEFS (E-7 to E-9)

• Smashes tall buildings
• Knocks locomotives of their tracks
• Chews bullets and spits them out
• Walks in space
• He is God