Yes, honestly its true.
She pressed "control" and "enter",
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus,
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin,
And files of every kind;
I've even used the internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found "online".
So, if inside your "Inbox,"
My Grandma you should see,
Please "Copy", "Scan" and "Paste" her,
And send her back to me!