Corruption Test
Corruption Test: How Sleazy Are You?
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Ever laughed at someone's misfortune? (1)
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Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person? (2)
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Ever tried alcohol? (1)
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Ever been Drunk? (2)
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Ever play drinking games? (2)
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Ever Fall down because you drank to much? (3)
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Ever drink enough to throw up? (4) Bonus - Throwing up on yourself or another person (1)
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Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5)
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Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8)
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Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5)
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Do you drink regularly, at least three times a week? (3) Bonus - 1 point for each extra day (Max of 7)
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Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4)
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Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms? (4 per drug tried)
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Do you use drugs regularly? (4) Bonus - more than four times a week (4)
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Ever bought soft drugs? (4)
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Ever sell drugs? (8)
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Ever sold drugs to support a drug habit? (12)
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Ever used barbiturates? (8)
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Ever used hallucinogens? (8)
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Ever used narcotics? (10)
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Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8)
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Ever Been on a date? (2)
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Ever been felt up, groped? (2) Bonus - To orgasm (2)
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Ever had sexual intercourse? (6)
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Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite sex? (5)
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Ever paid for sex? (8)
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Ever taken advantage of someone while they were drunk/stoned/incapacitated? (4)
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Ever get someone stoned /drunk in order to obtain sexual favours, and succeed? (8)
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Ever engage in oral sex? (4) Bonus - To orgasm? (2)
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Ever engage in anal sex? (6) Bonus - To orgasm? (2)
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Ever engage in the 69 position? (4)
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Ever contracted a STD? (12)
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Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4)
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Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12)
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Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9)
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Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4)
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Ever had sex in a public place? (6)
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Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act? (4)
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Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10)
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Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification? (8)
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Ever used sex toys? (6)
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Ever pass out during sex? (5)
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Ever been responsible for loosing someone else's virginity? (4)
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Ever masturbated while talking on the telephone? (3)
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Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3)
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Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball? (1) toes? (2) ears?(1)
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Ever had sex with a relative? (5)
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Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot? (6)
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Does necrophilla, pedophilla or beastiality turn you on? (20)
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Ever been arrested? (8) Bonus - Convicted? (7)
Scoring:
0-20: A life in the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40: You barely make our scale.
41-60: approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100: Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160: You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200: You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
Above 200: Seek Help!!!!