News Release - Detroit

The next new car for women has been introduced, with Renault and Ford joining forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'CLIO' and the Ford 'TAURUS', they have designed the 'CLITAURUS'.

It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on...even if someone tells him where it is, and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real bitch to start in the morning!

New models are initially fun to own, but very expensive to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially have curb appeal (low price), but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.

This vehicle is not expected to reach collector status. So it is best to just lease one, and replace it each year.