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Christmas Dinner Terms with Dirty Connotations

Courtesy of David R.

  • Whew, that's one terrific spread!
  • I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
  • Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
  • Talk about a huge breast!
  • It's Cool Whip time!
  • If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
  • Are you ready for seconds yet?
  • Are you going to come again next time?
  • It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
  • Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
  • Don't play with your meat.
  • Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
  • Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
  • I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
  • You still have a little bit on your chin.
  • Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
  • How long will it take after you stick it in?
  • You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
  • Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
  • How many are coming?
  • That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
  • Just lay back and take it easy...I'll do the rest.
  • How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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