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The Math of Life
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
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Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Dumb man + smart woman = affair
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Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
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To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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Any married man should forget his mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
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Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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