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Women's T-shirt Slogans
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I'm out of estrogen. I have a gun.
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Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
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I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
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Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
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I hate everybody, and you're next.
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Please don't make me kill you.
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And your point is ...
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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
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I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
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Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
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Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
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You KNOW you want me.
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Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
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Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
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Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
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I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
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Do NOT start with me. You won't win.
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You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
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All stressed out and no one to choke.
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I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
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How can I miss you if you won't go away?
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Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
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If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
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Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.
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Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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Objects Under This Shirt Are Larger Than They Appear.
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