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Healthy Levels of Insanity
Courtesy of Northstar
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At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
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Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
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Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.
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Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "IN."
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Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
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Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
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dontuseanypunctuation
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As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
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Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
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Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
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Sing Along At The Opera.
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Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
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Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
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Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
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Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, "Rock Hard."
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When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
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When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
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Tell Your Children Over Dinner "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity.......
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Tell Someone Where To Find This Story To Make Them Smile. It's Called Therapy
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