Humor Etc. - Miscellaneous Stories

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, "Oh my gosh.... I could be eating a slow learner."

Aphorisms	Grad Student Lies
Hard Winter	Rear View Mirror Repair
Economy So Bad That.	Answering Machine Mess...
Weight Loss Made Simple	Gas Coupons
10 Reasons not to jog	Edna and Ralph
Three Nuns	Helpful Tips
Priests on Vacation	Unanswered Questions
Globalization	The Traffic Camera
Home Deport Age Check	Fun on the Airplane
The economy is so...	Rotten Day
New Year's Resolu...	Philosophy of Ambi...
Oxymorons	The Silver Screw
Doctors on Healthcare	Headlines from 2050
Insights & Nonsense	New Rules
Fun with Exams	Hellmanns Mayonnaise
101 Ways to Annoy People	100 Reasons to Party
The Hotel Bill	Irritations of Life
Dirty Pool Problems	Auto-Answer
Living Will II	Nutrition
Silliness	Hotel Translations
As I Mature	Cemetery Concert
Headlines from 2029	Good Samaritan
Easy English	Horse Race
Important Person	The IRS & the Rabbi
Cable Guy Wisdom	Ever Wonder
Why Ask Why	Laws of Murphy
Famous Last Words	Nose Picking Terms
How to Order Pizza	Nuts by the Fence
Application to Secede	New Weight Loss Program
No Frills Airline	Zen Sarcasm
Halloween Tips	Swift Departure
Health FAQ	Moral/Ethical Question
Coffee Addiction	Movie Magic II
More Facts of Life	Rules of Flying
More Famous Last Words	Movie Magic
Funny Bumper Stickers	Holmes & Watson
Bungee-Jumping	Tax Time
...You're Broke When:	Scrabble
30 Lines to Make You...	Home Remedies
Deaf Bookkeeper	...Confuse Your Roommate
Personal Injury Trial	Car Name Acronyms
Nuns in Transylvania	Chinese in 5 Minutes
Cold Water	Classified Ads
Fun in the Restroom	New Math
Creation	Bread Kills!!
More Church Bulletin...	Healthy Levels of Insanity
FYI: Tools Explained	New Medications
Church Newsletter Blo...	My Kind of Attorney