California-to-Tennessee Translation Guide
Courtesy of Randy C.
They talk and think different in California. To help understand what they're saying, here's a California-to-Tennessee dictionary:
CALIFORNIA
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TENNESSEE
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Arsenal of Weapons
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Gun Collection
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Delicate Wetlands
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Swamp
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Undocumented Worker
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Illegal Alien
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Cruelty-Free Materials
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Synthetic Fiber
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Assault and Battery
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Attitude Adjustment
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Heavily Armed
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Well-protected
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Narrow-minded
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Righteous
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Taxes or Your Fair Share
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Coerced Theft
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Commonsense Gun Control
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Gun Confiscation Plot
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Illegal Hazardous Explosives
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Fireworks for Stump Removal
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Equal Access to Opportunity
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Socialism
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Multicultural Community
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High Crime Area
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Fairness or Social Progress
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Marxism
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Upper Class or "The Rich"
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Self-Employed
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Progressive, Change
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Big Government Scheme
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Homeless or Disadvantaged
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Bums or Welfare Leeches
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Sniper Rifle
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Scoped Deer Rifle
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Investment For the Future
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Higher Taxes
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Healthcare Reform
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Socialized Medicine
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Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater
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Conservative
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Truants
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Homeschoolers
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Victim or Oppressed
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Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing
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High Capacity Magazine
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Standard Capacity Magazine
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Religious Zealot
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Church-going
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Reintroduced Wolves
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Sheep and Elk Killers
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Fair Trade Coffee
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Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
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Exploiters or "The Rich"
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Employed or Land Owner
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The Gun Lobby
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NRA Members
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Assault Weapon
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Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)
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Fiscal Stimulus
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New Taxes and Higher Taxes
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Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting
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Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
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