Hotel Translations

Old world charm..................No bath

Tropical..................Rainy

Majestic setting..................A long way from town

Options galore..................Nothing is included in the itinerary

Secluded hideaway..................Impossible to find or get to

Pre-registered rooms..................Already occupied

Explore on your own ..................Pay for it yourself

Knowledgeable trip hosts ..................They've flown in an airplane before

No extra fees ..................No extras

Nominal fee..................Outrageous charge

Standard..................Sub-standard

Deluxe..................Standard

Superior..................One free shower cap

Cozy..................Small

All the amenities..................Two free shower caps

Plush..................Top and bottom sheets

Gentle breezes..................Occasional Gale-force winds

Light and airy..................No air conditioning

Picturesque..................Theme park nearby

Open bar..................Free ice cubes

Concierge..................Stand with tourist brochures

Continental breakfast..................Free muffin