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Silliness
Courtesy of Robert C.
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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
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The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the ther, "You stay here, I'll go on a-head."
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I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
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A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle; he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
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The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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A backward poet writes in-verse.
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In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
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When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
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Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!
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